Why carry a gun? A policeman is too heavy!
Why carry a gun? A policeman is too heavy!
I don’t carry a gun to kill people. I carry a gun to keep from being killed....
Heavy Metal Rocks!...
Why carry a gun? Because a whole cop would be too heavy....
Keep Calm and Carry a Shotgun...
Lawful concealed carry welcomed on these premises. We support the Second Amendment. Therefore we support and encourage the carrying of concealed weapons....
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or, When seconds count the police are minutes away.
@TwittaChicca This is not humor.
Lets say the average policeman weighs 200 lbs. EDC weapon weighs 1 lb 12 3/4 oz. I could carry 1 cop or 111.3 of my weapons
That’s not political it sounds very ignorant. Your joke stinks
and a great many times the cop is useless
I can’t get a cop in my pocket, is my reason.
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@Gun_Shots With all these morons protesting cops, we need more guns of our own on the streets
@Gun_Shots _because 1 policeman can only cover 400-600 or so citizens depending on where u live. U like those odds?
policemen in France are lighter, they don’t carry a gun either
And too slow to respond ! “: Why Carry a Gun? A Policeman is Too Heavy! -> http://t.co/EfbxleTanW”
“: Why Carry a Gun? A Policeman is Too Heavy! -> http://t.co/RlThhJ1PKD” ha ha ha!!!
Plus, a policeman is racist.
My smile for the day.
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Love this T-Shirt
I tried to carry a policeman for a while but I threw my back out and the cost of coffee and donuts nearly killed me
and ammo is cheaper than donuts.
not to mention useless!!!
And he would likely fight you, too. 😀
An entire police department on the phone cannot save you from a home invader in your living room. BUY A GUN & LEARN TO USE
So, this is great !!!! 😄😄😄
A Policeman is Too Heavy!
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Because I can’t throw a rock at 1400 feet per second.