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I keep a Glock Beside My bed

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Now I lay me down to sleep, beside my bed a Glock I keep;

If I should awake and find you inside, the coroner’s van will be your next ride.

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44 comments

  1. Mary Maynard
    September 28, 2013 at 3:31 am

    so does my husband.. so I guess it means I do also! Glock

  2. Rodolfo Panuco
    September 28, 2013 at 3:38 am

    thats where I keep mine at night too !

  3. iridium rare
    December 23, 2013 at 3:26 am

    Personal protection courtesy @GLOCKInc.

  4. david bowers
    December 25, 2013 at 2:59 am

    I keep a bed beside my # glock

  5. Dr. Lewis Webber
    January 5, 2014 at 5:31 pm

    your rape whistle?

  6. K. Clark
    January 12, 2014 at 1:15 pm

    #truth “: I keep a Glock Beside My bed – http://t.co/gFV1XCeThN”

  7. Kendal Hemphill
    January 25, 2014 at 6:18 am

    Now I lay me down to sleep, a 1911 by my bed I keep. It holds 9 .45 ACPs, so I don’t have to make this rhyme.

  8. DocRon Radio Show
    January 25, 2014 at 6:30 am

    @michael83537389 I Keep an Alarm Glock beside my Bed ! (I couldn’t resist!)

  9. ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
    April 3, 2014 at 8:29 am

    you misspelled clock

  10. Malia
    April 3, 2014 at 8:33 am

    are you saying you would glock us to sleep? funny! #glock

  11. Snazza122678
    April 3, 2014 at 11:09 am

    Power Passion Pride

  12. Christopher McGown
    April 12, 2014 at 5:34 pm

    For @jswain217–> : I keep a Glock Beside My bed -> http://t.co/52frhs9DLF || #2A

  13. Citygirlsp2
    April 12, 2014 at 7:35 pm

    Oh yeah! #gun #Glock #GLOCKaholic ~ RT frm http://t.co/Wj1NhaYqlP

  14. Citygirlsp2
    April 12, 2014 at 7:35 pm

    Oh yeah! #gun #Glock #GLOCKaholic ~ RT frm http://t.co/Wj1NhaYqlP

  15. Osama Mac
    June 26, 2014 at 4:40 pm

    I feel kindda lame…. I keep a clock!!!

  16. Osama Mac
    June 26, 2014 at 4:40 pm

    I feel kindda lame…. I keep a clock!!!

  17. Duke
    July 28, 2014 at 9:30 am

    I keep a Blonde, Brunette & Redhead much more fun & exciting

  18. Nora Taylor
    September 17, 2014 at 12:55 am

    lol..

  19. GONAGULL
    October 16, 2014 at 9:53 am

    Tänk att man ärligt talat börjat tänka mer och mer på att ev. behöva skydda sig och sin familj? Vart har VI kommit då?

  20. Dennis Green
    November 7, 2014 at 11:08 am

    – I keep a dish of iced water with a large lettuce leaf in it beside my bed.

  21. mike marcavage
    November 7, 2014 at 11:46 am

    amen and because its hard to see the sights in the dark that is the one with the viridian on it

  22. Jeff
    November 7, 2014 at 12:41 pm

    Hold on people! Didn’t you get the message from the admin. The gun needs to be two rooms over and the clip out.

  23. william gayler
    November 7, 2014 at 3:28 pm

    I concur!!

  24. Donna Ciszczon
    November 19, 2014 at 6:43 am

    locked & loaded!! I must protect my family!

  25. Gary A Russell
    November 19, 2014 at 6:54 am

    Ahh, Poetry in Notion!

  26. Sue Palmer
    December 5, 2014 at 9:06 am

    Always. RT : I keep a Glock Beside My bed ⇒ http://t.co/gCQK7C6X1B #Guns

  27. tim hansen
    December 5, 2014 at 9:12 am

    I keep a Schrade PH1 beside mine.

  28. Chris
    December 30, 2014 at 8:24 am

    I have a CCP and a weapon at all times. Not paranoid, just want to be safe. #Itsmyrighttohgaveagun

  29. Air Farce One
    January 9, 2015 at 11:20 am

    Love it.

  30. diane goodwin
    January 9, 2015 at 11:38 am

    #Anyone who has one does, or should

  31. J. D.
    January 9, 2015 at 12:07 pm

    Amen

  32. 03911
    May 30, 2015 at 3:58 am

    how about “the Coroner’s van shall take thy hide?”

  33. HCshouldbeinorange
    May 30, 2015 at 3:58 am

    I took my car in for inspection today and I saw a young man with a glock on his belt and I thought gr88888t!

  34. J-L
    May 30, 2015 at 3:59 am

    That is #poetry…

  35. william gayler
    May 30, 2015 at 4:07 am

    Me Too http://t.co/7IRquYr3Gn

  36. jay oh jay oh
    June 13, 2015 at 8:22 pm

    I keep a muppet. If anyone breaks in they are going to watch a damn puppet show. That’ll learn em. He has a 9mm.

  37. FOLLOW I FOLLOW BACK
    July 13, 2015 at 10:52 pm

    #Guns

  38. Faceless Bureaucrat
    August 2, 2015 at 6:39 pm

    Used to keep mine under my Pillow but Wife complained the Gun Oil stained the Pillowcase.
    Now I keep it in my Sleep Pants.

  39. Fight Smarter!
    October 12, 2015 at 8:09 pm

    According to @Salon, a giant dildo would be equally effective http://t.co/7BbJPleiVp #BlackMamba

  40. susan opihoryhttp
    October 12, 2015 at 8:11 pm

    don’t make me point it at ur head

  41. VoiceAmericanPatriot
    October 12, 2015 at 8:32 pm

    @korrifoster OH, GOOD. I THOUGHT YOU SAID ‘CLOCK’.

  42. نRumplestiltskin
    January 18, 2016 at 10:09 pm

    IT’S TRUE IN MY HOUSEHOLD. WALK IN UNINVITED OR BREAK IN, & YOU’LL BE CARRIED OUT. THE END. https://t.co/W9Da1Yk8tL

  43. PeerReset
    May 28, 2016 at 9:10 am

    I keep 2 magnums in my desk. One’s a gun and I keep it loaded. The other’s a bottle and it keeps me loaded

  44. PeerReset
    May 28, 2016 at 9:10 am

    I keep 2 magnums in my desk. One’s a gun and I keep it loaded. The other’s a bottle and it keeps me loaded