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Yes, I do have a beautiful daughter; I also have a gun, a shovel, and an alibi.

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Yes, I do have a beautiful daughter; I also have a gun, a shovel, and an alibi.

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  1. “: Yes, I do have a beautiful daughter; I also have a gun, a shovel, and an aliibi. – http://t.co/H7Lmxg84Yr”

  2. I grew up hearing something similar, and it’s true with my daughter too! Only she’d do the shooting 🙂

  3. I have a handsome son. I also have a gun shovel and alibi. Wanna play?

  4. my father inlaw was so surprised when I said I wanted to marry his daughter he dropped the shotgun

  5. “: Yes, I do have a beautiful daughter; I also have a gun, a shovel, and an alibi. -> http://t.co/EnmgypGHTU”lol

  6. my dad was like that! He had a collection of guns from WW2. He was army/navy resv. Next month will b 7yrs he went 2 heaven

  7. . …my home is 2 miles from wild lands with coyotes, mtn lions & bears. Don’t need a shovel.

  8. Every Dad’s thought~: Yes, I do have a beautiful daughter; I also have a gun, a shovel, and an alibi. http://t.co/1Efv7D60pz

  9. “@Honey3018 : Yes, I do have a beautiful daughter; I also have a gun, a shovel, and an alibi. -> http://t.co/VWcv0aKsTC”

  10. @Gun_Shots I’ll bring the lime for the hole. He’ll decomp quick minus the smell.

  11. Go to the door w/ the first two, and you won’t have to worry about the third.

  12. “: Yes, I do have a beautiful daughter; I also have a gun, a shovel, and an alibi. -> http://t.co/UPZ3aFav9b” @texx35 FYI

  13. @terencehooson We`re stepping back in time, if we continue this WILL become what`s happening, it won`t be a joke

  14. In the South the “Gator Pond” is a sacred institution ..hee heehee..

  15. Ain’t in need of Alibi if nobody sees you, Hehehe

  16. Don’t forget the value of a back-hoe!

  17. @Gun_Shots lol I have a hoodie fem my beautiful daughter that says this

  18. And with a call to me…
    You also now have an alibi lol!!

  19. Don’t forget the 50 pound bag of lime.

  20. I had 4 daughters, needed a backhoe and a AK47

  21. I had 4 daughters, needed a backhoe and a AK47

  22. Cant state the “Alibi” part these days. (The popular News Media Narrative)

  23. “I’m not afraid to go back to prison, son…”

  24. “I’m not afraid to go back to prison, son…”