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I Keep a Gun Because I’m Too Young to Die and Too Old to Take an Ass Whoopin’.

I Keep a Gun Because I'm Too Young to Die and Too Old to Take an Ass Whoopin.

I keep a gun because I’m too young to die and too old to take an ass whoopin’.

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  1. #democrats vs #guns #weapons

  2. #democrats vs #guns #weapons

  3. @harpyonside hahaha love it.

  4. @Gun_Shots that is where I am in life except I have got to old to give them beatings that I use to

  5. Says it all.
    “: I Keep a Gun Because I’m Too Young to Die and Too Old to Take an Ass Whoopin’. – http://t.co/UwSKVfJD0f”

  6. LMAO…. YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!

  7. Agree. Young people: never pick a fight with an old man. If he doesn’t feel like fighting, he’ll just kill you.

  8. Bedside he had cellphone alarmclock pistol. The alarm sounded. He intended 2answer phone and shot top of his ear.

  9. I love it,I love it..Can’t get enough of it. LOL

  10. I carry a gun because I’m too young to die and too old to DELIVER an ass whooping.

  11. Never pick a fight with an old man, because if he can’t fight back he may just shoot you. I know this old man will.

  12. @nich1250

    I carry a gun because a cop is too heavyx

  13. . And too stupid to realise your two year old could shoot his mom dead.

  14. “: I Keep a Gun Because I’m Too Young to Die and Too Old to Take an Ass Whoopin’. – http://t.co/zHmYWx210T”

  15. “: I Keep a Gun Because I’m Too Young to Die and Too Old to Take an Ass Whoopin’. – http://t.co/TF1Gc8tQn2”

  16. #also too old and out of shape

  17. The rule I live by everyday 🙂

  18. @Gun_Shots I don’t need any reason or excuse to keep a gun. No one’s permission or approval is desired nor required.

  19. Yawn. Show us that picture of Clinton & that intern. Now that would be classic.

  20. @totemranch613 She keeps a weapon to fend off Rapefugees. https://t.co/5PCt8bv38O

  21. i swear 2 god i thought u said u were too old to take it in the ass. I can’t read.😂😂