You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a gun.

Guns are welcome on premises. Please keep all weapons holstered unless need arises. In such cases, Judicious Marksmanship is appreciated.

Guns offend you?Let me write you a prescription for two testicles

I May Not Be a Smart Man, but I Know What “Shall Not Be Infringed” Means

Putting on an extra couple of pounds could significantly extend your life!

Mama didn’t raise a victim.

You Have No Right To My Arms

I’m not paranoid or afraid, I’m just prepared, vigilant, and accepting of reality I carry.

“Calling 911 and waiting is no longer your best option.. You can beg for mercy or you can fight back. Consider taking a safety course in handling a firearm so you can defend yourself until we get there.” – Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke

When guns are outlawed, I will be an outlawWhen guns are outlawed, I’ll be an outlaw