Gun Free Zone: In Case of Emergency, Call 911, Then Crawl to The Nearest Exit. If Help Is Delayed in Arriving, Kiss Your Defenseless Butt Good-Bye!

I Got a Gun For My Wife; Best Trade I Ever Made

The Genocide Chart

If you believe the Second Amendment only applied to these…

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a gun.

Guns are welcome on premises. Please keep all weapons holstered unless need arises. In such cases, Judicious Marksmanship is appreciated.

Guns offend you?Let me write you a prescription for two testicles

I May Not Be a Smart Man, but I Know What “Shall Not Be Infringed” Means

Weapons Are The Means to Liberty Your Freedoms Are Not Secured by God, a Document, or the Bravery of Your Forefathers They are Secured Because People Fear That, Should They Try To Take Them From You, You Will Fight Back with Weapons.

Putting on an extra couple of pounds could significantly extend your life!